Rude Cards

Our collection of rude birthday cards ranges from irreverent, cheeky and inappropriate to downright insulting and offensive. Our rude cards use sarcasm, banter, and irony to poke fun at the absurdity of society and the ridiculous mixed-up world we live in.

Why wait until you see your mates; if you enjoy a bit of banter with your friends, pick out one of our cheeky birthday cards to give them a giggle on their special day. If you want something more daring, there is plenty to choose from. Our collection of rude birthday cards will make even your most serious friends laugh out loud. Inappropriate and insulting birthday cards are one of our specialities; we even have downright offensive birthday cards if you feel particularly bold. They are the ultimate in hilarious banter cards. So, if you want to say a rude happy birthday and spread some laughter among your friends, you've come to the right place.

Our rude greeting cards have a contemporary design, and they are produced to exacting standards using premium paper and include a colour-matched envelope. Most cards are blank inside, allowing you to add a personal message. We offer free UK delivery and a priority next-day delivery service if you need your cards urgently.

For more choices, you can view our entire collection of Funny cards and Funny cards about age.