So my curiosity got the better of me and I caved into the pressure of reading that book and was saddened to spend a good few hours, which I’ll never get back, reading the most repetitive, bilious, exhaustingly banal tripe ever written. But I am mindful of the fact I am in the minority by far and therefore doff my cap respectfully to the author, Ms James.

And, as I love a good band-wagon to jump on, I immediately thought of an opportunity to showcase RedSexy, our naughty little range of cards which, I’m guessing would appeal to fans of 50SOG, because it all seems a bit pervy to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat. See our guilty pleasure of a range here.

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